Shut The Fuck Up

Things I've learned thanks to my paralegal studies: Nearly everyone taking law/paralegal classes...

1. Loves to hear themselves talk.
2. Loves to beat dead horses.
3. Loves to get caught up on the details and outcomes. (unless you're actually studying to be a lawyer, this rarely matters)
4. Does not understand that no one else gives a shit about what they have to say.
5. Thinks they know more than everyone else in the class.
6. Knows someone who has been arrested unfairly (and wants to tell you how they would have fought the case and won because they know the law).
7. Actually wants to be a lawyer (but has chosen not to be due to money/time/lack of growth in the field... according to them).
8. Are argumentative as fuck.
9. Rarely smile.
10. Thinks that 5 minuets actually means 15.  I think this is somehow the key to why things take so long in the legal arena.

I'm sure I'll have more to add later.